Ujian nasional 2013~~

Menurut kabar-kabar yang beredar, tahun 2013 ini UN SMP (mungkin juga SD dan SMA) akan dibuat jadi 20 paket. betulkah? yap, betul sekali. saya sebagai salah satu peserta UN SMP 2013 sudah mengalaminya tanggal 22 April-25 April lalu. Dan memang, seperti isu yang beredar, pada setiap lembar jawaban dan soal terdapat barcode. Jadi berasa kerja UN di produk-produk dagangan ber-barcode ya(?) #abaikan. Tapi benarkah bahwa soal UN tahun ini memang sungguh-sungguh 20 paket? Menurut saya tidak. Kenapa? Karena ternyata, di antara keduapuluh paket tersebut, masih ada beberapa soal yang kembar. Kenapa saya bisa tahu? Tenang tenang, bukan sulap bukan sihir kok(?)

Dulu, salah satu guru bimbel saya pernah bilang begini kepada kami (murid-murid SMPN 1 Banyuwangi yang sedang mengikuti bimbel), "nanti tahun depan, kita sudah tidak perlu pengawas lagi kalau jumlah paket soal UN sudah 20 seperti tahun ini, karena kalian pasti sibuk dengan soal masing-masing dan tidak bisa bertanya satu sama lain". Kira-kira dengan kelihaian murid jaman sekarang dalam bidang contek-mencontek, apa yang disampaikan oleh guru saya itu bakal betul-betul terjadi? Tidak, buktinya saja selama saya mengikuti UN SMP kemarin, memang tidak ada yang berani membawa alat komunikasi ke dalam ruangan walaupun ternyata tidak dilakukan pemeriksaan barang yang dibawa ke dalam ruangan oleh pengawas ruangan.tetapi hampir seluruh siswa dalam ruangan saya bisa saling tanya-jawab dan bertukar soal dengan teman lain. hebat bukan? hebat kan? ya kan? YA  KAN??? *gampar

Begitulah, masih berpikir bahwa UNAS tahun depan tidak membutuhkan pengawas? Think Again. :3

Comeback untuk yang Kedua Kalinya

Hai! Sudah lama aku nggak update di sini. Di post kali ini, saya hanya ingin mengucapkan "Selamat datang Kembali" kepada diri saya sendiri untuk yang kedua kalinya. Iya, dari saya dan untuk saya :') *kelihatan forever alone'nya* Setelah baca post-post jadul di blog ini, pffffttt....ternyata saya juga melewati fase-fase alay. ngahahahah, that's okay. semua pasti pernah melewati masa-masa ini, masa dimana tulisan pake angka kayak plat nomer kendaraan bermotor itu jadi sesuatu yang keren di mata kita, atau tulisan penuh simbol-simbol dan tanda baca yang jadinya malah kayak niat ngerusakin mata habis-habisan cuma buat baca secuil teks.

dan sepertinya, saat aku menuliskan entri baru ini, publikasinya harus ditunda dulu. Entah beneran atau enggak sih, soalnya kayaknya wifi rumah lagi ngambul :'3 padahal tadi lancar-lancar saja...

Oke, di post berikutnya, rencananya aku bakal update tentang UN tahun 2013 dan pengalaman-pengalaman seru behind the scene of the national exam preparation (eh, betulkah translate'nya?) banyak cerita lucu dan konyol di saat-saat menjelang UN! just wait for the entry, readers :D

Another Drama

Bonjour~! Sudah setaun lebih aku nggak ngepost disini. Selain karena males ngepost, blog ini juga sempet hilang ditelan milyaran web-web lainnya.Dan akhirnya, siang ini blogku kembali! *joget keliling pasar* kali ini, aku mau ngepost tentang naskah drama lainnya, yang berjudul............eng ing eng~Klenting Kuning! check it out! :D
NB: Maaf kalau banyak kesalahan penerjemahan, translatornya manual sih, alias modal otak sama kamus :'3

KLENTING KUNING

Segment I    

On the village, there live a widow named Mbok Rondo and has two kids, there are K. Abang, K. Hijau

In a sunny day, suddenly a beautiful young girl come to Mbok Rondo’s house. On that time,

K. Kuning         : “Excuse me, excuse me.. helloo, anybody home?”
K. Ijo                : “What’s up? What do you want?”
K. Kuning         :”I’m.. I’m.. I’m a vagabond who doesn’t have any place to stay. My parents have passed away long years ago. Please let me stay here...I beg you…”
K. Abang          : “WHAT?? YOU WANT TO STAY HERE?? NO, NO, NO….. You will make  our house dirty and stinky if you stay here!!”

K. Ijo                : “Yes, you better find another place!! It’s already full here!!go, go, go!!”

K. Kuning         : “Please……I will do anything you want…let me stay…”

K. Ijo                : “Please, please, please….. ah, just go! Go go go!!!!”

K. Abang          : “ahahahaha…..how funny!!!”

But Klenting Kuning still compulsing until ructions happen. Mbok Rondo coming from inside.

M. Rondo          : “My girls….what happen, sounds like a ructions. Is there something wrong? (mbok menah approach to K. Kuning) well….who’is this? How beautiful you, girl….”

K. Kuning         : “Mbok…I’m a vagabond..I don’t have any parents, don’t have a place to stay….I live lonely….So please, mbok…I want to be a member of your family….”

M. Rondo          : “oh….how sad….”

K. Abang          : “Ah…how pitiful! There is no use to take this beggar with us!!”

K. Ijo                : “Yeah…our house has already full with people! There is no more room!”

K. Abang          : “Maybe she can stay here as servant! There are so many dirty things to clean!”

K. Ijo                : “wait…what!!??? Are you crazy, sister!!??? No, I will never let her dirty foot step in our house!!”

M. Rondo          : “please, stop it. I’m so confused (come to Klenting Kuning) girl…I will let you stay here. But you must help us with the stuff, okay?”

K. Kuning         : “wow! Thank you, thank you very much!! (kiss mbok rondo’s hand time after time until another klenting feel disgusted)”

M. Rondo          : “No problem, dear…but, by the way…what’s your name?”

K. Kuning         : “um…I don’t know my name..I lose my memory..”

M. Rondo          : “Well, then…how about Klenting Kuning?”

K. Ijo                : “WHAT!!??? Now she’s even using our family’s name!!!??? How if she’s a thief!?? It will be a disgrace for our family’s name!!”

K. Kuning         : “um…doesn’t it too good?? I mean, the name…”

M. Rondo          : “(ignore K. Abang) it’s okay, dear…it’s very suitable for you….”

K. Ijo                : “But…”

M. Rondo          : “K. Ijo, please stop!! It’s my decision, if you don’t like it, then just shut up. now, K. Kuning, you can put your stuff in your room and join your sisters ”

The two of them looked at K. Kuning with unsightly looking. K. Kuning feels bad with her sisters, but she’s trying to be a good girl.

Segment II   

One day, a soldier from capital city come to their house to announce a contest.

Soldier             : ‘’ Excuse me.”

Mbok Rondo     : “Yes, may I help you?”

Soldier             : “I’m here to announce about a contest tomorrow. Andhe-Andhe Lumut is searching for a future wife. If you have a daughter, you can tell her to join it. “

Mbok Rondo     : “Oh..thank you very much. If you please, where is the place?”

Soldier             : “In the village across the river there, precisely in the Village Dadapan”

K. Abang          : (Suddenly come) “What is it? What happen?”

K. Ijo                : “Sister? What happen?”

Mbok Rondo     : “It’s about a contest, my daughters.”

K. Ijo                : “Contest?? What Contest???”

Soldier             : “umm... Excuse me for interude this family talk. But, i must leave now.”

Mbok Rondo     : “oh, sorry for ignoring you.. Thanks for the information...”

Soldier             : “well then, excuse me..” (leave the house)

K. Ijo                : “Mbok, you’re not answering my question..”

K. Abang          : “a Wife Searching Contest for Prince Andhe – Andhe Lumut, sist..”

K. Ijo                : “Really?! I must join this contest! And I’m sure, I’ll be the winner and gain his heart.”

Then, the soldier go back.

Segment III  

Klenting Kuning is washing a cormorant that was very dirty and crusty on the river. Her face was sad and crying.

K. Kuning         : (washing the cormorant) “Oh, my God. When will my present happiness back in my life? For a long time I pass the time. Torture from my mother and sister. Now, the opportunity has come. But, (sigh) it feels like I’ll follow my heart. I’ll go to the village Dadapan to meet Ande Ande Lumut.

He must have been looking for me everywhere. But I still have to clean up this steamer. And I can not go back until the boiler is shiny like new. No way I could come there. (Sigh) Is there a way out …..
Smoke suddenly filled the room clumping. Light sheen appeared followed by the arrival of a powerful crane. Klenting Kuning surprised.
Magic Stork     : “Don’t worry, KlentingKuning. I’ll help you clean the boiler.”
K. Kuning         : “Are you able to make it shine like new cormorant, magic stork ?”
Magic Stork     : “Certainly.”

The Stork cleaned the steamer with its beak. In an instant the steamer shine as new. Klenting Kuning accept it with great pleasure.

K. Kuning         : “Thank you very much, Magic storks.”

Magic Stork     : “No, Klenting Kuning. Your Patience makes you eligible. Now the time has almost come. Follow your heart. Go to Dadapan Village and meet Ande Ande Lumut. (Taking out a stick), Take this stick. Use it wisely, when you really need it. Happiness is waiting.”

K. Kuning         : “Thank you, thank you very much magic stork!”

Segment IV  

The river that the only way to go to Dadapan Village was powered by Yuyu Kangkang. Anyone passing by, should give rewards. Then came Klenting Abang and Klenting Ijo.

K. Ijo                : “How does it, Sister? We can’t pass this river.”

K. Abang          : “Yes. No way I swim across. I could have all my body wet.”

Y. Kangkang    : “Wah, wah, wah … Luckily for me today. Meet beautiful girls like fairies. Hi, pretty girl!, Are you going to cross?”

K. Abang          : “That’s right, we’ll go to the other side. Will you help us?”

Y. Kangkang    : “Hohoho … be happy, sure will I deliver, beautiful girl. But …”

K. Ijo                :” But what? How much should we pay?”

Y. Kangkang    : “Haahahaahaha. I’m Yuyu Kangkang, I don’t need the money."

K. Abang          : “You are really good, O.. Yuyu Kangkang.”

K. Ijo                : “This is a good sign. Of course we will be accepted by the Ande Ande Lumut.”

K. Abang          : “Yes My brother, let us quickly cross. I can not wait to get married with Ande Ande Lumut. Yuyu Kangkang, quick, deliver us!”

Y. Kangkang    : “Eittt, wait a minute! I don’t need the money now, but you have to give me another reward.”

K. Ijo                :  “What is it?”

Y. Kangkang    : “It’s not that difficult. I want to deliver a pretty girl like you,”

Klenting Abang and Klenting Ijo looked surprised. They negotiate the price.  Yuyu Kangkang imagine what he would receive.

K. Ijo                : “How is it, sister? He want to take our slayer! Urghh!!” (grumbling)

K. Abang          : “But if not so, we could not meet the Ande Ande Lumut. How is this? Hemm, well, we pay just wages. Ande Ande Lumut certainly don’t  know.”

K. Ijo                : “That’s true, yes. Alright. The important thing is we need to get to where Ande Ande Lumut was.”

Y. Kangkang    : “How is it, pretty girl?”

K. Abang          : “Well, we will give what you want, then.”

Y. Kangkang    : “He … he .. he .. he … Come, come! We immediately went to the other side.”

Yuyu Kangkang deliver Klenting Ijo and Klenting Abang ( exit the stage). From the other side of the stage appeared KlentingKuning.

K. Kuning         : ”The river is so wide and deep. How do I get there? There was no raft or bridge I could use. How can I meet Ande Ande Lumut?”
(Yuyu Kangkang enter from the opposite side)
K. Kuning         : “Mr. crab, do you guard this river?”

Y. Kangkang    : “Yes. I’m Yuyu Kangkang, I guard the river. (Said to myself) it’s just a bad girl, dingy, and smell.”

K. Kuning         : “Will you help me across this river?”

Y. Kangkang    : (reluctantly)” It’s okay, but you have to pay 100 thousand.”
K. Kuning         : “I do not have any money!”

Y. Kangkang    : (lazily)” Thought. Hmm … Then you’ll be delivered. But you have to give me your slayer.”

K. Kuning         : “What! I will not give you my slayer!”

Y. Kangkang    : “Yes, you have. Or go by yourself. Beside that, Ande Ande Lumut would not want a girl ugly and smell like you.”

K. Kuning         : “Well, if you do not want to take me. (Thinking). How is this? (Thinking back, then got the stick, giving stork supernatural) God help me to meet Ande Ande Lumut. Take this, Yuyu Kangkang!”

(Klenting Kuning banged the sticks into the river. Instantaneous shrinking rivers to dry. Klenting Kuning casually walk across the river.)

Y. Kangkang    : “Forgive me, magic girl! Please return this river. I could die of drought, when there is no water.”

K. Kuning         : “There have been many people who are victims of your greediness. Now you have to pay for that behavior. Wait until the next evening. The water of this river will be back. But you have to remove that behavior of yours”

Y. Kangkang    : “All right, I promise. I’ll remember your words. Thank you, magic girl.”

Scene V         

Klenting Abang and Klenting Ijo arrived to where Ande-Ande Lumut stay.

Soldier             : “Sweet girl, who is your name? Let me passed to Ande Ande Lumut about your coming. But do not be disappointed, if he refused!”
K. Abang          : “Don’t worry soldier, because I was the one who awaited Ande Ande Lumut. I’m Klenting Abang, come from across the country, smart and beautiful.”
K. Ijo                : “Don’t forget me, Klenting Ijo, a sweet girl that the man idolized all time.”
M. Rondo          : “My sir, Ande Ande Lumut. look at the girl who wants to be the companion of your life. Its a pretty good-looking girl named Klenting Abang and another named Klenting Ijo. Is this the girl you choose?”
A. Lumut          : “No, soldier. Is not the girl that I wait. I do not want to be traces of Yuyu Kangkang.”

KlentingBiru & KlentingMerah surprised, looked at each other. They were ashamed.
K. Abang          : “Ah, how arrogant. I want to see what kind of girl she was waiting for, certainly not better than us.”
The Klenting Kuning appears, the people were look at her, shocked and silent for a moment, then shrugged expression respectively.
K. Kuning         : “Mr. Soldier, please pass the Ande Ande Lumut, I Klenting Kuning had come and wanted to meet him.”
Soldier             : “Sure you want to do it Klenting Kuning? Look around you. The girl who had rejected such a beautiful dress. As for you, apparently not had time to clean up, before coming here.”
K. Kuning         : “No problem, soldier. Tell it to Ande Ande Lumut. If he turned me down, I’ll accept it gracefully.”

The soldier tells Ande Ande Lumut. Ande Ande Lumut face looks glowing and smiling. He went to met Klenting Kuning.

A.Lumut           : “This girl is my choice, soldier!”
Soldier             : “(Wondered and confused) My sir, are you sure you’re not wrong?”
A.Lumut           : ”No Soldier.. She’s not the rest of Yuyu Kangkang.

Listen to you all, do not see someone from the outside. But know the heart and soul. maybe from the outside Klenting Kuning looks ugly, but the purity and character, her sincerity and purity of her soul, making her more beautiful and shining among the other girls. Know that real Klenting Kuning is Dewi Candra Kirana, daughter Daha Kingdom. Actually I was Prince Panji Inu Kerta regent of the kingdom of Kediri. It’s been years I searched for my missing fiance. Now I’ve found her. I’ll bring it back home to the kingdom of Daha. Thank you for your kindness above all this, soldier”

Klenting Abang and Klenting Ijo were very ashamed, then go home, whether Klenting Kuning and Ande Ande Lumut live happily ever after.